Neptune's Right of Passage

In accordance with ancient maritime tradition, the first time equator crossers aboard Sea Dragon paid penance to the sea god Neptune today. The ceremony has been a part of Naval tradition for centuries as a passage for "pollywogs" to mark their arduous crossing. Neptune, the god of all sea, brother of Jupiter and Pluto, demands penance at this critical moment. As new hemisphere crossers, we took part in a rite of passage conducted by our beloved skipper and first mate. As the minutes of latitude ticked away, the anticipation (and concern for personal safety) built. The ceremony was shrouded in mystery, and we could only guess as to what trials we would be put through. We crossed into the southern hemisphere while the setting sun set the clouds ablaze against the deep blue sky. The ceremony began in the fading twilight. First, we were sworn to silence. Ian and Dale, who were acting on behalf of Neptune, put us each on the spot. We were made to confess our sins at sea, and pelted with rotten eggs when there was any digression from the questions at hand. Once we all confessed and repented, we were cleansed by baptism in the mysterious elixir of the sea, which may have contained chocolate pudding, old rice, and cabbage, amongst other ingredients. Finally, the three of us cast material items into the ocean (all biodegradable, of course) as an offering and a sign of respect to the god of the sea. After a quick hose down and deck scrub, Elton, Tommy, and myself were welcomed into the Cult of Neptune as equator crossing sailors.

I wonder if they do this on cruise ships?

Stephen Amato